If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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