Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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