After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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