she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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