Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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