i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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