idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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