Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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