I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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