So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im holly from the hills drunk
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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