Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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