Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do vagina's smell?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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