shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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