I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ttyl tear gas
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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