I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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