was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
