? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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