Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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