The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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