I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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