better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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