Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
don't judge my taste in strippers
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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