This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize