man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Randomize