I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you traded sex for a burrito?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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