About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
