It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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