is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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