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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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