No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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