meet me or not, i'm out of control
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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