taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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