My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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