barbara walters just said penis...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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