I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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