No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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