Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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