I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The air taste purple.
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