does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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