I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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