take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
people are starting to question the shark bite story
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
