Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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