Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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