i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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