Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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