But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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