well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
