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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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