i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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