im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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