I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We got so high we made milksteak
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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