Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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