i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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