so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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