She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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