i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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