Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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