Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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